Goldenshowerhead A Journal of Modern Distinction
Distinction Affluence Leisure Inheritance

2026

January

Managing Appreciation in Formal Settings
Distinction

Giving Children Serious Things to Care About
Inheritance

When Free Time Requires An Itinerary
Leisure

The Invisible Shame of Taking an Ultra-Luxury Sedan to a Discount Service Bay
Distinction

The Burden of Being the Poorest Person on the Yacht
Distinction

My Wine Cellar Is Too Large to Feel Intimate Anymore
Leisure

I Had to Fly Commercial and No One Apologized
Affluence

The Burden of Being Inherited Into Greatness
Inheritance

When Your Art Collection Outgrows Your Personality
Distinction


2025

No indexed essays.

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